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[Jul. 18th, 2006|02:08 am] |
Episode Jade
I have recieved a comment from one of my two current friends (on LJ not it real life you saucy person) expressing anger at her not being mentioned in any of my entrys so far. Her name is Jade...and THIS is her story.
Jade is a Super Hero. Her powers include the abbility to bend week minded males to her will and to get away with doodling and arseing around in lectures. Jade was one of the first friend i met when i arived at Winchester Uni and she remains on of my best (despite the dissapointment of her not being the King of Siam as she first clamed). In many ways Jade is like the Chinese Sister i never had, what with both of my parents being white.
Fun Jade Facts:
Jade was the first person to call Stevey j Stevey j.
Jade wants to be a Suicide girl
Jades Boy friend is acctualy called GUY! (though i would like to stress he's heard all the jokes)
Jade is responcible for introducing me to Sally (Sally's Mum may never forgive her)
Everyone likes Jade...sept me...i think shes a C*nt.
ROCK ON my little Mexicans
Stevey j |
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| Sally is Stuning! i have proof! |
[Jul. 18th, 2006|01:34 am] |
Today i recieved a Myspace message asking me who the STUNNER i was standing next to in my profile pic was! IT'S SALLY MY GIRLFRIED! its not even a good photo of her. Of course this is'nt really news as all you need to do is look at her to tell she is indeed stunning but now it's in wrighting so i have somthing to back up the agruments in my essay Set Sally to Stunning.
Over and out
Stevey j |
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| Tired and feeling evil! |
[Jul. 17th, 2006|03:50 pm] |
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Episode 3
Warning contains spoilers...
Erm...SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST! THE GIRL IN THE CRYING GAME IS REALLY A MAN! OH-DI SU'S GIRLFRIEND IS HIS DAUGHTER! DARTH VADER IS HIS FATHER! AND YOUR GOING TO DIE ALONE! |
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| Episode 2 |
[Jul. 15th, 2006|07:52 pm] |
Episode 2
Greetings friends. How are you?...your silence leads me to belive youre fine but you have some kind of rash.
Today I have been enjoying the company of my peeps Stu and Fox, it has been a day of elation and depression, of begginings and endings. Stu has a nice new GF (girl friend for those of you who arnt in the know, by the way you should really get in the know for the sake of the children). She is 16 but dont let that fool you, she is well over 3ft high. They are happy, it is nice. Her nick name is wolf...I didnt ask.
Meanwhile my other blood brother (or BB for those of you not in the know, again get in the know NOW, i cant stress that enough) is having problems, frankly I think he could do alot better. Luckily he has Stevey J who can find him another nice young lady in Winchester.
In other news i ate half of Stu's chicken nuggets and he was less happy than Larry so I'm making it up to him by telling him what a spitroast is. All in all its been a day...and the way the eco system is going thats enough.
I hope the Rash improves. bye.
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| 1st ever Epasode of the Fantastic Adventures of Captin Stevey j in the Real World! |
[Jul. 14th, 2006|11:09 pm] |
The Fantastic Adventures of Captain Stevey j in the Real World!
Episode 1
Hello friends
I'm Stevey j and today I’d like to talk to you about the Class system.
To many of you it may appear like I have it all, a neck, the capacity for verbal communication etc but I hide a great dark secret...I...am...middle class.
Not VERY middle class, not the kind of person that turns everything into a story about local schools or uniforms or talks about how I trekked across the Amazon BEFORE it became so commercial. But still I would see myself in middle, looking up at the thight anuses of the upper-class and merrily tap-dancing on the bald heads and Burberry baseball caps of the working class.
Have I always been this way you ask? Was I breast fed nice but affordable red wine? The answer is there have been periods in my life when I have bordered on working class and periods when I have been so painfully middle class I have acctualy found myself watching news night review.
Here is a Super Fantastic Table to show you what I mean
Posh Primary School-Less Posh Secondary School-Very Working Class College-Posh Uni.
Upper-Middle Lower-Middle Lower-Lower Middle Class Upper Middle Class
As u can see I have found myself in all areas on the middleclass spectrum at one time or another. In fact the class culture shock in going to my Posh uni after my very working class college was such that I had to spend a week on a Patte drip.
But I’ve learned something in all my adventures through the different classes, no matter what class you are you should never judge people on what class they are...unless their upper class-VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
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